Drake & Rihanna Perform Together In Paris!

So Drake and Rihanna are hopefully back on again, they are always on and off and now they are on! I want these two to be a couple more than anything. Well not more than world peace and stuff like that but more than anything in the entertainment business! Yup, I love these two.

Watching this video you can totally tell that they are banging too, look at their chemistry! Why can’t they just come out and say that they are dating? Drake is such a huge step up from Chris Beat-her-down Brown.

So watch the video and enjoy it. I have nothing more to say other than I think these two should get married right now.

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Looking Extra Homeless With A Grizzly Beard

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I feel like I am constantly going back and forth a bout how I feel when it comes to Jake Gyllenhaal. There is a part of me that knows he is a really good actor but he also broke my girl T.Swifts heart. Then I think oh he is kind of cute, then pictures like this come out and I think, holy shit.

I understand that Jake likes to call himself a method actor and all of that but come on, this look isn’t good for anyone. This picture was taken in Rome too, isn’t it hot there?! Well he looks like he is sweating so it probably is.

I love bears as much as the next girl that loves beards but this is terrifying. I don’t know if it would look better pixalated but I would highly doubt it.

Jake you look a mess. Gain some weight, cut your beard, and your hair and guess what, you will look good! You make it so hard for me to admit I find you attractive when I see things like this.

I wish I could quit you.

Taylor Swift & Lorde Frolic On The Beach Together

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I think that it can officially be said that the days of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift being best friends is long gone. Selena you have been replaced by a younger cooler version of you and her name is Lorde. Lorde has Taylor wrapped around her little finger because clearly Taylor wanted to be cooler. I love my T.Swift but Lorde is just cool, that simple.

I have a little bit of an idea though, Swift wants to do a duet with Lorde so bad she will just hang out with her all the time, whenever possible because she knows that a duet would be incredible. I mean Lorde is the next big thing, she is going to rule the world sooner rather than later and I think that T.Swift can see and appreciate that.

These two could easily take over the musical world together and I think Taylor realized that Selena is old news. She escaped rehab and now people are afraid of her. Alright that isn’t true but she did escape rehab after only two weeks.

There is a part of me that wonders what these two even talk about? They probably don’t even talk. Just sit on the couch and text other people.

Alec Baldwin Quits His Public Life In Essay Format

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If you want to read the whole essay, it is right here! It is long, just a heads up. http://www.vulture.com/2014/02/alec-baldwin-good-bye-public-life.html?mid=twitter-nymag. Go ahead and enjoy that roller coaster or you can just read my summary, either way works for me!

Listen this is an extremely well written essay by Alec explaining on how he is treated unfairly, at points I actually found myself feeling bad for him. Then I remembered something. He is Alec Fucking Baldwin, he is the guy who told his 13 year old daughter (well then 13 year old daughter) that she was a pig. Do you guys remember that? I do, I remember it because I was roughly that age and disgusted that someone would cal his child that.

Alec Baldwin is one of the bad guys in Hollywood. In this essay he says that Shia is one of the bad guys and guess what, Shia is a fucking nut, but these two are on the same level. Shia just plagiarizes and puts on weird art shows, Alec attacks paparazzi. Although Shia has been known to get into fights here and there.

Like i said previously this is a very well written essay but I feel as though it is more of a persuasive essay than an actual about me essay. He is trying to prove to the world that the media makes him out to be someone he isn’t, guess what, that is what the media does. I didn’t see him complaining when he was making a ton of money on 30 Rock. Now that he has no work lined up, he is setting the record straight? Come on.

Alec Baldwin will probably get work again but I hope that people don’t buy into this feel sorry for me bullshit. You live in a gorgeous apartment in New York City and have more money than I will ever have. I do not pity you, I also do not envy you. Alec Baldwin grow up.

Man Crush Monday: David Beckham

ImageI do believe that David Beckham is one of the all time sexiest men to ever be created. I don’t know anything else about soccer other than David Beckham play its. Should I say football for all my non-American readers, just to be more specific?

Look at this man though, he has a jawline that could break rocks, tattoos, muscles, a gorgeous smile. I could go on and on about why I am so in love with him, I really could. He is also and adorable father who clearly loves his kids more than anything in the world.

The only thing I don’t like is his wife because she seems so boring. Yeah Victoria, I am calling you out! Just kidding, I don’t want to make David mad at me.

Enjoy ladies and gays! David Beckham has won it this week just because he is beautiful, no other reason needed. His accent is kind of perfect too. I could watch you bend it all day Beckham.

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Eminem & Rihanna Team Up For Three City ‘Monster’ Tour.

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Eminem and Rihanna are teaming up for a “Monster Tour” this summer. 

 

The music super stars have announced a three-city tour together. 

 

The concerts are planned for New York, Los Angeles and Detroit. 

 

“There are some shows coming up with Rihanna,” Eminem told XXL in the magazine’s latest issue. “It’s a three-city tour: New York, L.A. and Detroit coming in August. The Monster Tour.
Read more: http://www.jamn945.com/articles/trending-on-jamn-469048/eminem-and-rihanna-team-up-for-12094485/#ixzz2uFfODFRq

I need tickets to this show, and I needed tickets yesterday. Do I like newer Eminem music? Absolutely not, but he will sing his older classics and that is enough for me! I need to be at one of these shows. Probably the New York one because I will not be going to Detroit. Also Rihanna will be there? I am madly in love with Rihanna.

These two should just create a whole album together like Jay-Z and Kanye did a few years back. It is obvious that these two have incredible chemistry and can make amazing music. It would be one of the best selling albums of all time, I will tell you that much! You can shake your head but you know you’d be listening ot that shit on Spotify on a private session because you don’t want people to know your love for Rihanna. It is okay, I know what is going on in your head.

It is just obvious that Rihanna + Eminem = straight fire music.

These shows will probably be sold out in 2.5 seconds so I wont even be able to get into the show. That is what YouTube is for though, right?

Alexander Skarsgard Makes A Sexy Viking In The South Pole

ImageSo the Swedish Gods have spoke and Alexander Skarsgard is beautiful, that is all that really needs to be said about this picture. I mean I don’t find Alexander that hot, I really don’t. I know that is strange to say but in True Blood I find him just a simple “meh” rather than say Joe Manganiello. Seeing this picture though, something about it really gets me going. Maybe because I can’t see his face?

I think that we can all appreciate this man for his height and his body though. He is like six foot five or something and look at that body. Girl look at that body, he works out!

This picture is apparently from his trip to the South Pole that happened recently, maybe not recently, I don’t know. Truth be told I have been hearing about this for a long time and I still have no idea if this trip has even happened. I know at one point him and Prince Harry were planning on racing each other or some shit.

While I sit here and try and figure out if it has happened, you sit back and stare at this Swedish God. You’re welcome.

So Reggie Bush’s Baby And Kim Kardashian’s Baby Look Like Siblings

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Alright so this is easily one of the strangest blogs I think I have ever written. Usually I try and stay away from celebrity babies because these little humans didn’t choose to be famous, it just happened. Today on SplashOnline.com I saw this photo posted above. These two look like they could be related right? I mean look at these two babies! They look alike!

It is weird because Reggie Bush had a baby with that girl from the Old Navy commercials that looked exactly like Kim Kardashian. It is just weird, right?

Do you guys think these two babies look alike? Am I crazy or are you seeing what I am seeing?

On a side note I was always rooting for Reggie and Kim, it makes me sad that they never got back together. Well not sad but I always liked them.

CeeLo Green Leaves ‘The Voice’ For Good!

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Hearing that CeeLo Green was leaving ‘The Voice’ was easily one of the best parts of my day for many reasons. The first reason is that this day has been extremely boring in celebrity gossip, even though this news happened last night. The second reason is that CeeLo creeps me out. With his big head and tiny little baby hands, he really freaks me out.

I think that ‘The Voice’ realized that the guy they needed on their panel for the rest of their time on air would be Usher. I mean if you put Usher and CeeLo up next to each other, Usher will win every single time. No one wants to be chosen by CeeLo, that is basically a death sentence because CeeLo scares people so no one wants to vote for his teammates.

It probably didn’t help that CeeLo was accused of date raping a girl this past October either. He plead not guilty to the charges but the case is still pending. Even though the producers of ‘The Voice’ said it didn’t interfere, it had to of.

Anyway, I am extremely happy to hear this news! Usher for the rest of eternity of ‘The Voice’ be gone CeeLo!