Emma Thompson can blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
So before the Golden Globes I didn’t know too much about Emma Thompson, I heard her name here and there but I didn’t know much about her. Then this happened. This drunk English woman stumbles up on stage holding her heels in one hand and her martini in the other and I fell in love. She then said that the red on her heels were her own blood and threw them behind her back to take the envelope to say who won the fucking award!
Emma was nominated for the Mary Popping movie called Saving Mr.Banks and honestly think that she knew she wasn’t going to win. So instead, Emma decided that she was going to make the absolute best of the Golden Globes. She was going to drink, she was going to present and she was going to steal the show.
Anyway, Emma Thompson is my new favorite person on this planet. I can only hope that she drinks before The Oscars so she can win them too without even getting an award.
If I am not Emma Thompson at 54 then I did something wrong.
So let me give you some stats about Dylan O’Brien, well on stat really, he is on the MTV hit show Teen Wolf. I personally have seen maybe three episodes but he is the standout star of the show. He is pretty much the only one who isn’t a werewolf but he is fucking hilarious. He does weird body movements and like throws himself all around, he is funny.
Dylan O’Brien is going to be one of the celebrities to watch within say the next 3-5 years, he will become something big. He is adorable to look at. He is funny, his timing is just perfect and he seems really down to earth. He just isn’t about that Hollywood life, he has said that before. He also started this whole thing off by making weird videos in his bedroom.
He is Tumblr’s sweetheart which is a pretty big deal because people on that site either really love a celebrity or really hate a celebrity!
Anyway, Dylan is my man crush monday and for good reason. He is adorable, he is 22, and he is almost 6 feet tall.
Enjoy your man candy!
Justin Bieber throws eggs and Nick Jonas just throws some shade, that is the way to play it. So for anyone who doesn’t know Bieber got caught throwing eggs at his neighbors house. This is the same neighbor that said Justin spit in his face and all that other stuff. Actually I think that is all, he just said Bieber spit in his face which is fucking gross enough. Anyway, he ended up throwing eggs at this guys house and then ran back to his house the second the cops showed up. He is clearly a little thug with his eggs but can’t handle when he gets confronted by it. TMZ has the video if you are interested in checking it out.
So today my little perfect angel Nick Jonas tweeted “Wait…egging is still a thing?” Now this is perfect for so many different reasons. Number one because Nick Jonas is so much better looking than Justin Bieber, that is just a fact. Then there is the fact that Nick Jonas dated Justin Bieber’s ex Selena Gomez for a while. Can you imagine how Selena feels? She is just sitting there babysitting this child while Nick Jonas is off dating Miss. Universe or whatever she is.
I don’t know Bieber you started a feud with my girl Taylor Swift now Nick Jonas is throwing shade at you. I think it is time for you to throw in the towel for a while little man. Clearly you need to cool off a little bit.
Nick Jonas on the other hand, I don’t even know if you are truly talented but you are beautiful so it is okay. Thanks for throwing some shade because I didn’t know egging was still a thing either. Child’s play, you are too busy dating Miss.Universe while Justin is with his sloppy seconds that makes him cry on the daily.
You win Nick Jonas, you win.
So last night during the whole pre-award show red carpet everyone wanted to know one thing, what was Julia Roberts going to wear? Apparently she hasn’t been nominated for anything in a while and she was coming to an awards show, so everyone needed to flip out! The former Queen of America was coming and she had to look amazing. Then she showed up wearing this little outfit that was a fucking mess if I do say so myself.
I get that Julia is now a mother and probably wants to cover up a bit and stuff but come on, wearing a shirt under a dress? I don’t understand! You don’t need to show your tatas off to the world but at least give some skin. I feel like she belongs in an Amish community in that dress. Obviously all the other girls on the carpet would shun her for wearing such a thing. At first I thought that she would make a fabulous waitress with her big smile and her nice collar shirt. Now I have decided that she is a hostess, not even good enough to be a waitress.
I am just wondering how everyone that was waiting for the big reveal of what the former Queen of American Acting was going to wear then seeing her showing up in that. An astounding “eh” fell over the crowd I am sure of it. Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart but obviously no longer. Joan Rivers is going to be so mean to you and I don’t even feel bad about it.
I guess we can just file this under, what the fuck was her stylist thinking?!
When I first heard that these two ladies were coming out with a song I was beyond excited, I was so excited for them! I love Shakira, she is the main reason I watched The Voice that one season and Rihanna is a fucking goddess. So yeah, this song is going to be one of the biggest songs of the year. It is so different and amazing. Even the title is amazing, obviously the song doesn’t have much substance but who the fuck cares with these two gorgeous ladies, they sound so good together!
When this music video comes out, be prepared to have the internet blow up from it being so incredible.
I officially have a new faoviret celebrity friendship and that would be the friendship of Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift. Now I obviously have no idea if these two really hang out or not but they are two people I am obsessed with. Yes, in my eyes neither can really do any wrong. Just two blonde beauties that frolic through Hollywood without a care and I sit back jealous as fuck because I want to be friends with them.
Last night this picture made the internet explode when Ryan Seacrest posted this on his Instagram. J.Law was just floored by the beauty of Taylor Swift and couldn’t help but lunge herself at the star. Well not really. Jennifer stood off to the side until Taylor was done then stepped in to talk to her. Hell she even joked that shew anted to push Taylor down the stairs and Taylor said that she could have done it. I mean Taylor Swift wants Jennifer Lawrence to push her down the fucking stairs, how perfect is that?
These two are perfect and I hope that we get to know more about their friendship. Taylor should write a song about their friendship so we can all feel like we are a part of it. Plus I am much more accepting of this friendship rather than T.Swift and that 14 year old Hailee thing, that is just awkward for everyone involved. Taylor I am proud of you making friends your own age.
I understand that the year is only like 9 days in but I am going to go out on a limb and say that no cast this year is better looking than the cast of ‘That Awkward Moment’. Yes I know ‘American Hustle’ has like Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper but they are dressed in hilarious outfits, so no they don’t get to win this award. These fine men do. Michael B. Jordan, Myles Teller, and Zac Efron, keep looking good and I will see your movie.
Zac it is nice to see that jaw healed up and you still look like a Greek God.
Everyone has been buzzing about Sophia Bush’s latest interview on ‘What What Happens Live’ for a few reasons. The first one is about her response when asked about her former husband Chad Michael Murray. She said that they had absolutely no business being in a relationship together and kind of left it at that. If I were Sophia Bush I would have went off on a tangent but that is why she is classy and I am just angry. The real bummer for all of the One Tree Hill fans out there is that there will be no movie or reunion any time soon. I watched all 9 fucking seasons of that show, even when it became absolutely horrible, I sat through it. I deserve a fucking movie! First no Friday Night Lights movie, now not One Tree Hill movie! Blasphemy!
There is one big theory that I have about this cast though. They all hated each other by the end of the show. If you think about it, it makes sense right? So Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush got married then broke up. Then the cast probably had to pick which side to be on. My guess it that Hilarie Burton chose CMM’s side while most of the other people chose good ol Sophia Bush’s side. Then Sophia Bush and James Lafferty dated then broke up. Then James Lafferty and Shantel Vansanten dated and broke up. Then Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols dated and well guess what, they broke up!
They filmed a show in the tiny town of Wilmington so they all just fucked each other, allegedly, so why would they want to see each other again? Hell most of them don’t even follow each other in Twitter! Plus the writers have said that they don’t want to be apart of any type of reunion either. In my opinion they owe it to the fans. That is just because I am one.
There is only ‘One Tree Hill’ though and if that means no reunion until the writers put it back together, then no reunion!
So most people kneow that recently Justin posted this picture of him and Selena on Instagram with the caption “Love the way you look at me” or something like that. Something that he will inevitably put into a song and hope that people start to give it attention and speculate if it is about Selena or not. That simple.
So the question that I have, is this romance real or is it fake? I have a lot of opinions on this and I am going to share it with you!
This relationship is 100% a publicity stunt, it has to be. Let’s see, Selena has said in multiple interviews that she doesn’t like egotistical guys anymore, that she isn’t looking for a relationship. Also I doubt if Selena, Ms.Squeaky Clean herself wants to be seen with a guy who has clearly been going down a bad path. You see, this is what whoever their PR people want people to see though since Bieber’s movie Believe BOMBED at the box office in the US.
The powerhouse that Bieber once had it obviously gone, people are sick of seeing this spoiled kid act like he is better than everyone. What will bring him down a notch? Put him back with his ex-girlfriend who he cried about in the movie. Make him look like he was just heartbroken and that was why he was acting like a spoiled punk. I mean Gomez trashed him on David Letterman laughing about how she made him cry and he still takes her back? He trashed her best friend T.Swift and she takes him back? I don’t think so. There has to be some kind of spin on this.
Maybe it is because they are both losing their shine, put them back together and maybe they can be powerhouses again? I don’t think so. I would also like to point out that Justin posted this picture, clearly they are just trying to get girls to love him again. If Selena loves him I should too? That kind of mentality. I see you Scooter Braun, you don’t fool me!
There comes a time when a family comes into the picture that gives you hope. You seem them trecking through a foot of snow and they are just having fun! They are all holding hands, or sharing a purse. Well in this case, it is the Brady family. Do you remember when Giselle and Tom first got together? How everyone was mad because his ex-girlfriend was giving birth while Brady and Buchen got married? Well it wasn’t exactly like that but they weren’t far apart. Anyway, everyone said that they would never make it! Now look at them!
Looking at this picture also makes me kind of sick. I look and think, I will never be a billionaire supermodel with a hot football husband and a gorgeous kid. Nope. I will also never look that good walking through snow and you want to know why? Fuck snow, that is why. I will never look so happy to be walking through snow as Giselle is. There was a fucking foot of snow in Boston over the weekend, ain’t no thang for the Brady clan though.
There is a part of me that wonders if there is a big language barrier and it makes me laugh. Can you imagine Tom Brady in Brazil trying to communicate with them? He is like the all American boy, so California it hurts.
Anyway, appreciate this family and dream that one day you might be them…but you won’t be, so you can cry now.