Can We Just Talk About Britney Spears’ New TwitPic?

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When you look at this picture what do you see? Do you see someone who is excited about selling their new perfume? Do you see someone who is happy about anything in her life? Also when did Britney become brunette? Anyway, what do you see? Take a deep breath and just think.

Alright, now I will tell you what I see. I see a poor Britney Spears screaming, help me! Look at those eyes, there is no happiness there! She just looks so unhappy to be there. It looks like she is physical pain holding that bottle of perfume right there. Poor little Britney.

I think it is time for Britney to just become a human again. She needs to stop doing that soulless look and just be happy. If you think that she is happy in this picture, you are so wrong.

Save Britney! Save Britney now! We don’t need another 2007 on our hands.

Benjamin McKenzie Returns To Fox For Batman Prequel!

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Benjamin McKenzie is returning to the network that made him famous.

 

The O.C. alum has been tapped to play eventual Batman ally James Gordon in the new Gotham pilot, TVGuide.com has learned.

 

The drama, which has a series commitment at Fox, explores the origin stories of the man who would go on to be Gotham’s future commissioner and his battle with the villains who made the city famous. In the project, Gordon is a former war hero-turned-detective with the Gotham City Police Department. Driven to live up to the virtues of a father he barely knew, the brave and honest detective backs up his naïve ideals with action.

 

Since his days on The O.C., McKenzie has starred on Southland before being cast on The Advocates, last year’s failed CBS drama pilot from Mentalist creator Bruno Heller. Heller will write and executive-produce Gotham with Nikita‘s Danny Cannon. Coincidentally, McKenzie voiced Batman in the DC original animated movie Batman: Year One, also a Batman origin story.

 

Gordon, who was initially introduced by DC Comics in 1939, was most recently played by Gary Oldman in the Dark Knight trilogy. (http://www.seattlepi.com/entertainment/tv/tvguide/article/Gotham-Casts-Southland-s-Benjamin-McKenzie-as-5217546.php)

Benjamin McKenzie is easily one of the sexiest men to ever be on the small screen, you can’t disagree with that at all. Right? He played Ryan Atwood, probably the sexiest character of the early 2000’s. He got his start on The O.C. then graduated to Southland and now he is going to be playing Detective Gordon on a new Fox pilot.

Fox is clearly doing some real rebooting since American Idol is tanking and X-Factor got cancelled. It is time for them to bring some great shows back. I mean it used to be insanely good with Malcolm in the Middle, That 70’s Show, The O.C., it is time for a reboot and why not sign one of the greats back?

Benjamin McKenzie you are one sexy man and I hope that this show does amazing. I think that this could be another great show that he has been apart of. I am not a huge comic book fan but I will watch this simply because of Benjamin McKenzie.

The Olympics Just Got A Whole Lot Better! T.A.T.U Will be Performing During Opening Ceremonies!

MOSCOWThe fake lesbian Russian pop act t.A.T.u., who enjoyed global popularity in the mid-2000s, will perform at the Sochi Olympics’ opening ceremony on Feb. 7, the Russian media reported. According to reports, which quoted eyewitnesses of the ceremony’s rehearsals, Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova will sing their biggest international hit, “Not Gonna Get Us.” During the performance of the track, the Russian Olympic squad is to enter the ceremony, at Fisht Olympic Stadium.

I am one of those people who really don’t give a fuck about the Olympics unless the Spice Girls are riding around the stadium in buses,that is the only games I will watch. Maybe this will make the whole Russia bullshit a little more fun though! I mean doesn’t their owner, I don’t know what he is, the leader hate gays? I pray that these girls make out on stage, even if they aren’t really lesbians!

I guess that they are going to sing ‘Not Gonna Get Us’ which is a really good song, I just wish that they would sing ‘All The Things She Said’ because that would be pretty incredible, right?

I will be tuning in for this and the bobsled races, because you doesn’t love a good bobsled race?

Matty B Is Still A “Rapper”?

I will give this kid an A for effort because he has been doing his thing since he was like 4 years old. Right when Bieber hit the stage Matty B thought it was hit time to shine, well his parents probably thought it was his time to shine. He is a persistent little fucker though, according to his YouTube he has 144 videos uploaded to date.

I just have a question, why won’t he stop? Does he really think that he is good? Listen, I know it is probably mean making fun of this kid who is probably like 8 years old but you just gotta stop. Listening to him sing one of my favorite songs is one of the most painful things. The whole trying to tone his voice over his other voice, it just sucks.

Matty B you have been doing this for years and you have yet to even make it on Ellen. Ellen loves little talented kids but she still hasn’t picked you out of the YouTube crowd!

Matty B I think it is time to hang up the microphone and pass 3rd grade, you can do it! I promise!

Justin Bieber Parties With P.Diddy But Without A Shirt

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Nothing is going to stop Justin Bieber from taking off his shirt and from getting crazy with some famous people! Nothing! If Bieber doesn’t want to wear a shirt, then he wont and he made that very clear. Bieber isn’t sad that his Valentine’s Day plans will be made at the court, he doesn’t give any fucks what so ever. He just wants to life live and be wild.

According to TMZ Bieber wasn’t drinking all night, he was just sipping on his water and being a good boy! Look at that! No underage drinking do the club can’t get into trouble either. No word on whether he was smoking some doobies though, no one knows about that!

Let’s take a closer look though. Look at the drink in Diddy’s hand, are you doing that? Good. Now look at the water bottle that Bieber is drinking out of, looks like the same kind of liquid right? Yeah, I am saying the same thing. So he could have been drinking out of his water bottle all night, but who says it was water at all?

Where id Bieber’s abs go too? That is a very valid question right? I mean he is probably drinking and eating his munchies so he is getting  a little bit of pudge. Maybe he realized everyone found he only weighed 140 so he is trying to get some weight on him? That is another thing we will never know. I guess he doesn’t care that people hate him for sending poor Selena Gomez to rehab, Bieber is just doing his thing.

Diddy looks annoying as fuck too right? Like just being drunk and screaming all over the place? Doesn’t seem like a good time to me!

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Jamie Chung Is The Luckiest Real World Roommate Of All Time

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So when I say that Jamie Chung is the luckiest Real World cast mate of all time, I truly mean that from the bottom of my heart. Now I remember the season of Real World that Jamie was on and I remember her being oddly normal. Then again she was on a crazy season with Randy, Brad, Frankie (RIP) and Robin. Isn’t it sad I can remember those facts but I can’t tell you basically anything about math? Who cares about that! Jamie Chung was the one to talk to Frankie about her cutting and really just be the controlled one in a house of chaos.

Flash forward and Ms.Chung is living the absolute life in Hollywood! When I first saw her in commercials for a movie called ‘Sorority Row’ I thought it was cute she was trying to act and become something more than just a real world girl. Then she started to be in other movies like ‘Grown Ups’ and ‘The Hangover 2’, movies that people actually saw! She also became a guest star on ‘Once Upon A Time’ which I have never seen but I know that people love.

Now, all of that is great and all but the real kicker is who her fiancee is, she is engaged to Bryan Greenberg. For those of you who don’t know who he is, he played Jake on One Tree Hill and he was like the perfect guy. So that is why I am most jealous of this Jamie Chung girl.

Honestly, I may be jealous of Jamie but I give her a lot of credit because she is making a name for herself. I do think we will see her for years to come. Go have beautiful babies with Bryan Greenberg you lucky bitch! Glad you out of all the housemates ever were able to break the cycle of going on Challenge after Challenge.

Demi Lovato Gives Nick Jonas A Job!

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Demi Lovato must really love the Jonas brothers because she forgave Joe about his whole weed thing and just gave Nick  a job! Apparently thinks must be tough for the Jonas brothers at the moment since Nick got hired as a musical director of the Neon Lights tour. I don’t even know what that means to be honest.

I don’t understand why these two can’t just date, I mean they make so much more sense than Demi and Wilmer, right? Sure she dated Joe and whatever but Nick Jonas is so adorable. They would have beautiful little kids, ugh I can’t even deal!

For those of you who are wondering what a music director is, I found a quote with him explaining exactly what he is going to be doing. “I’m overseeing video content, wardrobe, lighting and staging,” he tells Rolling Stone. “And then I’m extending into the musical side of things, which includes creating the arrangements for the songs. I’m building what Demi wanted, which is a show without stops and starts.” (http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/nick-jonas-next-gig-demi-lovatos-musical-and-creative-director-20140204#ixzz2sVLX4OIt )

Looks like these two are working pretty close together. I guess the whole music thing is over for Nick, right? I mean if he wanted to be a musician he would be doing that, not be looking over video content.

Demi is just such a kind person giving jobs to her friends! She is the best! Don’t mess it up Nick, this is your only shot!

Selena Gomez Took A Quick Trip To Rehab

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Selena Gomez went to rehab last month … and sources connected with the singer say she blames Justin Bieber for her predicament.
We’ve learned Gomez went to The Meadows in Arizona for 2 weeks of treatment.  
Sources say Selena went for a combination of problems, including alcohol, pot and prescription Ambien.  She’s also addicted to Justin Bieber.
We’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber.  Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.
Sources close to Gomez tell us … people in Selena’s camp went ballistic when they found out she was hanging out again with Justin … and saw photos of her joyriding with him on Segways. We’re told that was the final straw — she checked into rehab immediately after that.

The 2-week program at The Meadows is called DAWN … specifically designed for people between 18 and 26.  DAWN specializes in substance dependence, trauma, family dynamics, mental health and relapse prevention.

We’re told Selena is not getting outpatient help now nor is she in therapy

So obviously this is one of the biggest new stories in celebrity gossip at the moment for many reasons. Selena Gomez has always been like the white swan of former Disney stars, the one that could do no wrong. It also shines a bad light on Justin Bieber which is something that everyone wants to hear about right now.
What should we have expected though, right? In a previous post I wrote about how all of Justin Bieber’s illegal activity doesn’t make Selena look too good. It also makes sense as to why she is hanging out with her old good friend Demi so much lately too. They have both been through some shit. I guess Selena should feel bad now that she left poor Demi hanging when she went to rehab.
All that I can say is that this is not a good look for Selena. She apparently isn’t doing anything to keep her sobriety or anything in check either. No outpatient care, no therapy, nothing. Hanging out with someone as wise as Demi can only help so much. All of these reports of Lupus and stuff, that just isn’t cool. Unless she really has it?
This also makes sense why she cancelled her Australian tour, right? Leaving your fans hanging by saying you are tired when in reality you are just partying with Bieber, not a cool move.
We can only hope that Selena smartens up and stays away from Bieber, he is obviously no good. We don’t need another Chris Brown, Rihanna type relationship for young people to look up to.

Who Is The Best Looking Member Of One Direction?

ImageWhat else should I be doing on a slow celebrity gossip day? I refuse to continue to write about the passing of Philip Seymour Hoffman so I decided to rank the hottest boyband in the world right now.  Personally I don’t think that they are the best looking boy band ever but they have their thing going.

So from left to right it is Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, and Harry Styles.

Now lets start with the judging because I have nothing better to do. I will go from 5 to 1 with of course 5 being the least desirable.

5. Louis Tomlinson – He is for sure the “Howie” of the group, if you don’t get that reference then you are probably too young to be reading my blog. He isn’t ugly but he just isn’t as good looking as the rest of the band. He also hardly sings and has a bit of a weird voice. He also seems to have a really bad attitude which I don’t like one bit!

4. Zayn Malik- He is good looking for sure but he is weird, he is quiet and you can tell he kind of hates being in a boy band, he gets ranked so low for being boring! Plus he is engaged, that means no fun for anyone.

3. Harry Styles- I don’t understand the whole fascination with Harry Styles. He seems like a good time compared to the rest of the guys but he isn’t that hot. He is good looking but not the best looking. ON TO THE NEXT!

2. Niall Horan- I think that I like him because he reminds me of Brian Littrell, yes again if you don’t know who that is you are too young to be on this blog. He ust seems like fun one of out all of them ,playing pranks and shit. plus he looks like a little Irish fairy, gotta love that.

1 Liam Payne- He is by far the most underrated member of this boy band, he is incredible. After youtubing some stuff he is the best singer and the best looking. He is the “JC” of the group. He has a lot of talent but it is being out shined by a certain someone (Harry Styles). Liam you are sexy, don’t let anyone tell you different!

Hope you enjoyed that pointless blog and you have an incredible day!

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Who Are Kelly Brooks And David McIntosh?

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So I was scrolling through the internet and found this couple, who are they? They are like perfect, right? I mean the girl looks healthy as shit, she isn’t one of those skinny actresses and she can fill out a bikini, and the guy, well just look at him. Apparently they are English celebrities, of course, they have beautiful celebrities! I mean just look at Liam Payne, Prince Harry, David Beckham, the list goes on and on!

After doing some research I guess that Kelly Brooks is a model over there, that was pretty much all I could find out. By find out I mean that is all I scanned over because I don’t really care. Other than modeling she is on Britain’s got Talent and she is an actress. She is beautiful that is all that matters. Homegirl is also 34, look at how incredible she is!

Then there is her gorgeous boyfriend David McIntosh who has an awesome last name. Now apparently he is a model, actor, and used to be in the British army if I remember correctly. Look at him though, I would just like to sit back and watch him for a while. In fact I am probably going to Youtube one of his shoots or something.

Congratulations England for having some of the hottest celebrities in the world. I will keep my eyes on you Daniel, don’t you worry.