Liam Hemsworth throwin’ shade at Miley

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Liam Hemsworth is easily one of the sexiest people on the planet and he wants the world to know that he is very happy without Miley Cyrus. Do you know how much I wish I could have been there to see this break up? Liam would be yelling in his sexy Austrailian accent while Miley is screaming in her weird southern accent that she has going on. Anyway, in a recent interview Liam admitted that he was happier than ever. This is the quote that really kills me though, like just a big fuck you to Miley.

”These days I feel like I’m more centered and grounded than I’ve ever been,” Liam reveals in a new interview. “For a few years I went down a path where I forgot to be in the moment and enjoy the moment,” Liam, 23, says in a new interview with the Associated Press.

Like damn bro, way to just say that Miley isn’t grounded and you were basically never happy. Wonder if Miley will even respond to this nonsense.

As for his rumors of cheating, he didn’t like that one bit!

“What I always keep in mind is that I know what the truth is and that’s all that matters,” Liam says. “I know I’m a good person.”

No but those pictures of him making out with that Mexican chick wasn’t cool, just sayin’.

He also admitted his love for Jennifer Lawrence.

“Being around someone like Jen, who is so honest and laughs all day long, I am forced to be in the right now. I’m much happier.”

Can you imagine how tall and blonde their babies would be? Oh my mind is racing, anyway.

Anyway I am sure that nothing will even come of these quotes because Miley is so high she can’t even hear him. I am just surprised he even mentioned Miley because she rules the world at the moment.

Top 12 sexiest men alive review

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Now I know that this a few days old and whatever but I have been sitting here pouting about the fact that Charlie Hunnam or Chris Hemsworth didn’t win. I mean seriously, what in the fuck are people are People’s Magazine thinking? Why not leave this up to the people?! Leave the sexiest man alive up to the fucking women of this world! Women power! Adam Levine is a weaselly looking cocky mother fucker with a high voice. Sorry, was that too harsh? Not only is this a fucked up first choice the top 15 or whatever was pretty bad too, although there were a few good ones. It was mostly bad.

2. Idris Elba- I believe a few days ago I said he should have been on the cover or one of the runner ups, so I was correct. Something about that man that is just sexy as hell.

3, Luke Bryan- I did not see that dark horse coming but alright, I see you. I guess I don’t find him all that sexy but he has really nice arms. I can see why he would make it to the top 10.

4- Jimmy Fallon- What in the actual fuck is going on here? Do people actually think that Jimmy Fallon is sexy? He is like one of your little brother’s friend that would talk really loud in the house to get attention. We get it Jimmy we can do impressions congrats, on to the next!

5- Bruno Mars- Bruno has an incredible voice but he is not sexy. He is about 5 foot nothing and probably can’t even ride most rides at an amusement park without an adult. Yes, super talented. Not super sexy.

6- Johnathan & Drew Scott- I dont even know who the fuck these twins are but apparently they count as one person. After reading their tiny bullshit description I still don’t know who they are. Get these assholes out of here!

7- Justin Timberlake- After having an incredible year he should have been number one. Believe it or not I am not even attracted to him but I still think that he deserved the top spot. Fuck you People Magazine, Fuck you.

8- Chris Pine- Something about this mother fucker always bothered me and I don’t know what it is. Maybe it is his weird pouty lips or his voice. Since Just My Luck I just haven’t been interested in him at all. Chris Pine seems like the kid that was really weird and smart in high school then graduated and got semi good looking and now it is all that he lives for. “Hey I used to be weird but look at me now” type deal, fuck that noise.

9- Pharrell Williams- Yeah alright, that timeless face will do. Black don’t crack and he is the prime example of that.

10- Ronan Farrow- Yet another nobody on this list, People magazine dropping the ball all over the place. This is apparently Mia Farrow’s kid and his dad might be Frank Sinatra or something, if it is Frankie. Sorry you never met your dad Ronan.

11- Justin Theoroux- Random and not worthy of being so high on the list but he is hot. He can also break dance which makes him hotter and he got my girl Jen Aniston so I can respect that. Just random.

12- David Backham- Look they got another one right, good job! David Beckham will always be one of the sexiest men ever. The end.

Seriously though, where is Charlie Hunnam, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans right now? This is the most jacked up top 12 I have ever seen in my life.

Haylor 2.0?

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So there are so new reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are possibly back on, I don’t believe it for a second but these “sources” are sure of it. There are also websites reporting that Taylor would never give Harry another shot which would be a wise move on her part. T.Swift bad mouthed him up and down and would look like an absolute chump if she got back with him. That would be like if she went back to dating Joe Jonas.

These two has a whirlwind like 3 month romance last year and it ended up the saddest picture of all time. They were apparently in the Virgin Islands and there is just a picture of T.Swift leaving all alone, how sad. Just makes a fan want to cry.

According these “sources” though T.Swift wants to move to England and wants Harry to help find her an apartment. Harry apparently sexts her nonstop too which is hilarious. I honestly think that Harry can get anyone he wants and considering he just got photographed with Kendall “Look at my tits” Jenner I don’t think he is thinking about the tall blonde who is known for writing about her terrible break ups. Apparently though Harry wrote some song about T.Swift and wants her back.

I don’t believe any of it but I figured it was worth writing about. If it is true, T.Swift look at this picture and just remember how sad you were.

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Breaking news! Chris Brown is still a piece of shit!

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Chris Brown was booted from his rehab program earlier this month for throwing a rock through his mom’s car window … TMZ has learned.
We just got hold of the probation report in the Rihanna case, which outlines what happened during his 13 days in a Malibu rehab joint for anger management counseling.
According to the report, Chris’ mom showed up for a family session and was urging her son to stay in the facility for extended treatment.  Apparently, Chris violently disagreed with her and in a fit of anger threw a rock through her car window, shattering it.
The report goes on to say without continued therapy and a strong recovery support network, Probation says his prognosis is “very guarded.”
And here’s an interesting detail from the report: before Chris entered rehab on October 29th, he says he had issues with Attention Deficit Disorder and also underwent a period of depression.
TMZ broke the story … Chris got booted from the Malibu facility earlier this month following the outburst … after just two weeks of treatment.
As we reported, the judge has just ordered Brown to 90 days in a facility and also ordered him to submit to drug testing.

When is this asshole going to be in prison? I am seriously asking this question right now. Chris Brown is a certified piece of shit. I think that 90% of people would agree with me on this one. I don’t care if you like his music but him personally, he is a piece of shit. Let’s be real here. He threw a fucking rock through his mother’s car window. He clearly has a lot of screws loose up in that big ol head of his. I am just saying that this piece of shit should be in jail for 90 days rather than a rehab. I guess we will see if a thug can change his tattoos after rehab but I don’t think so. I am waiting for a tweet about how he is going to do his best, only to probably go back on that. Chris Brown is just not a good human. I hope that he never makes another album and just goes back to Virginia where he can live his life.
Bye bye asshole, I hope you learn something.

Kelly Clarkson’s baby will be American royalty.

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Kelly Clarkson being pregnant is great news for everyone. Reba McEntire is going to be a grandmother and the world will have a baby idol. Yes, a baby idol. Clarkson is the queen of everything that is American Idol considering she was the first one 13 or so years ago. She was crowned American Idol and everyone loved her, other than Clive Davis. If you don’t know about her hilarious feud with the old man you should Google that shit right this instant. I have always had a soft spot for the singer ever since I knew she hated that old creepy man. I loved when she got skinny, then fat, and now healthy. You go Kelly Clarkson, go eat all the food you want as long as you keep singing beautifully I dont care how big you get!

Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are engaged!

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Finding out that Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf are engaged is easily the highlight of my day. My two favorite television shows can finally have a cross-over episode..Oh right, both of them are no longer on the air. Well anyway, I want to send a big congratulations to Leighton Meester and Adam Brody.  At first I didn’t believe it since they have only been together 10 months but their reps confirmed it to People Magazine! Truthfully Adam Brody has always bothered me, I feel like he thinks he is a much better actor than he actually is. Leighton on the other hand is flawless, like a swan except nice rather than evil like the actual bird. Shout outs to the happy couple and I hope when the wedding happens there is a big Gossip Girl and a big OC reunion, there has to be right? Although on the grooms side I know that we wont see Rachel Bilson or Mischa Barton since he dated Rachel and threw shade at Mischa. Maybe Benjamin McKenzie will be there, and all of us can rejoice. I kind of doubt that Blake will be on the bride’s side either though, I feel like they just hated each other.

California here we come, xoxo.

Kendall Jenner is following in Kim K’s footsteps

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It was really only a matter of time before the two youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian clan started to show off their bodies right? By bodies I of course mean boobs and such. Kendall has been 18 for all of 2 seconds so of course she is going to post a picture of her nipples on Instagram. More power to you Kendall, you are just trying to remind people that there is a new generation of hoe and they better respect that! Honestly though Miley Cyrus would be getting so much shit for posting a picture like this. Right now people are like well Kendall is 18 and just showing that she is an adult, well okay people.

I am just waiting for the next Kardashian sex tape comes out because you know that it is on its way. Maybe it will be a Khloe and Lamar sex tape, that would be weird to watch, just two giants bumping uglies. I need to know right now who Kendall’s new frenemy is going to be because we need a Kim and Paris 2.0 right this instant.

There is no way this is Kim Kardashian’s body.

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Apparently Yeezus has a new music video where Kim K is supposed to be riding him as he rides a motorcycle. The background is very Not A Girl Not Yet  a Woman circa 2001 but that isnt the point. The point is that there is absolutely no way that this is Kim Kardashian’s body. Now let me say that I think Kim K is a scummy person who relies on Photoshop for everything but she has a nice body, I can give her that. There is just absolutely no way that this is her body, no way. She has curves, she is known for having curves! I honestly didn’t realize that they could make you look skinner in videos either. I can’t wait for Yeezus to have an angry rant about people saying it isn’t her real body. Considering she has always been more curvy there is no way, NO WAY, that this is her. They probably just put her face on the body like they did for Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

I am just going to post a picture Kim K the other night where she is looking curvy and healthy rather than photoshopped and skinny.

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Man finds his dog in rubble left by Illinois tornado

I know that I want to make this a celebrity blog, that is my goal but when you see something like this you have to share it.

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Always keep hope.

Austin Mahone is gorgeous.

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Can we just talk about how hot Austin Mahone is for a 17 year old. Now I am a few years older than him, 5, but who is counting? This tiny pop star is absolutely gorgeous with those blue eyes and amazing smile. I know I should probably tame my cougar love but I can’t, not right now. So this post is just basically me confessing my undying love for someone who isn’t even legal yet. When Bieber first came out I never found him attractive but Austin Mahone is like a Bieber with darker features, I can get behind that. This must have been how guys felt about the Olsen twins right? Just sitting there counting down the days until they were legal so you can openly love someone. As for now I will simply admit my love for him via this blog. I will sit here and listen to What About Love and wish that he was singing to me.