‘One Tree Hill’ reunion is a no go says Sophia Bush

ImageEveryone has been buzzing about Sophia Bush’s latest interview on ‘What What Happens Live’ for a few reasons. The first one is about her response when asked about her former husband Chad Michael Murray. She said that they had absolutely no business being in a relationship together and kind of left it at that. If I were Sophia Bush I would have went off on a tangent but that is why she is classy and I am just angry. The real bummer for all of the One Tree Hill fans out there is that there will be no movie or reunion any time soon. I watched all 9 fucking seasons of that show, even when it became absolutely horrible, I sat through it. I deserve a fucking movie! First no Friday Night Lights movie, now not One Tree Hill movie! Blasphemy!

There is one big theory that I have about this cast though. They all hated each other by the end of the show. If you think about it, it makes sense right? So Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush got married then broke up. Then the cast probably had to pick which side to be on. My guess it that Hilarie Burton chose CMM’s side while most of the other people chose good ol Sophia Bush’s side. Then Sophia Bush and James Lafferty dated then broke up. Then James Lafferty and Shantel Vansanten dated and broke up. Then Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols dated and well guess what, they broke up!

They filmed a show in the tiny town of Wilmington so they all just fucked each other, allegedly, so why would they want to see each other again? Hell most of them don’t even follow each other in Twitter! Plus the writers have said that they don’t want to be apart of any type of reunion either. In my opinion they owe it to the fans. That is just because I am one.

There is only ‘One Tree Hill’ though and if that means no reunion until the writers put it back together, then no reunion!

 

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Romance: Real or Fake?

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So most people kneow that recently Justin posted this picture of him and Selena on Instagram with the caption “Love the way you look at me” or something like that. Something that he will inevitably put into a song and hope that people start to give it attention and speculate if it is about Selena or not. That simple.

So the question that I have, is this romance real or is it fake? I have a lot of opinions on this and I am going to share it with you!

This relationship is 100% a publicity stunt, it has to be. Let’s see, Selena has said in multiple interviews that she doesn’t like egotistical guys anymore, that she isn’t looking for a relationship. Also I doubt if Selena, Ms.Squeaky Clean herself wants to be seen with a guy who has clearly been going down a bad path. You see, this is what whoever their PR people want people to see though since Bieber’s movie Believe BOMBED at the box office in the US.

The powerhouse that Bieber once had it obviously gone, people are sick of seeing this spoiled kid act like he is better than everyone. What will bring him down a notch? Put him back with his ex-girlfriend who he cried about in the movie. Make him look like he was just heartbroken and that was why he was acting like a spoiled punk. I mean Gomez trashed him on David Letterman laughing about how she made him cry and he still takes her back? He trashed her best friend T.Swift and she takes him back? I don’t think so. There has to be some kind of spin on this.

Maybe it is because they are both losing their shine, put them back together and maybe they can be powerhouses again? I don’t think so. I would also like to point out that Justin posted this picture, clearly they are just trying to get girls to love him again. If Selena loves him I should too? That kind of mentality. I see you Scooter Braun, you don’t fool me!

The Brady Bunch is Better Looking Than You

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There comes a time when a family comes into the picture that gives you hope. You seem them trecking through a foot of snow and they are just having fun! They are all holding hands, or sharing a purse. Well in this case, it is the Brady family. Do you remember when Giselle and Tom first got together? How everyone was mad because his ex-girlfriend was giving birth while Brady and Buchen got married? Well it wasn’t exactly like that but they weren’t far apart. Anyway, everyone said that they would never make it! Now look at them!

Looking at this picture also makes me kind of sick. I look and think, I will never be a billionaire supermodel with a hot football husband and a gorgeous kid. Nope. I will also never look that good walking through snow and you want to know why? Fuck snow, that is why. I will never look so happy to be walking through snow as Giselle is. There was a fucking foot of snow in Boston over the weekend, ain’t no thang for the Brady clan though.

There is a part of me that wonders if there is a big language barrier and it makes me laugh. Can you imagine Tom Brady in Brazil trying to communicate with them? He is like the all American boy, so California it hurts.

Anyway, appreciate this family and dream that one day you might be them…but you won’t be, so you can cry now.

Shia and Lena Fight Over Skywriting.

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Shia LaBeouf and Lena Dunham are the latest celebs to indirectly argue with each other on Twitter.

“I’ve always felt, utterly and unchangeably, that only sociopaths hire skywriters,” the Girls actress first tweeted.

Shia retweeted her and said, “I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry world.”

He added, “Im addicted to lean & that sh-t ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting.”

Lena responded, “Vaguely recognized Shia Labeouf‘s latest twitter apology and realized it was MINE! Touché, Louis Stevens. Projecting a lot of rage against my 7th grade boyfriend on LaBeouf. Think this is the start of something really productive #2014.”

“I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry Charlies,” Lena originally tweeted in October to apologize for referencing Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who were a couple that raped and murdered in Canada.

In case you didn’t know, Shia used skywriting to apologize for plagiarizing writer Daniel Clowes.

(story via: http://www.justjared.com/2014/01/04/shia-labeouf-lena-dunham-argue-on-twitter/)

So I guess that this can go down as one of the weirdest words exchanged on Twitter ever, right? See these are two of the most annoying celebrities out there in my opinion. Well, they aren’t the worst but they are up there. See there is Lena who thinks that she is some goddess among peasants with her okay writing and not so great acting. Then there is Shia who thinks that he is a God to all of mankind and thinks he is incredible because he is a method writer.

So apparently Shia stole some ideas from a comic book writing or something, then wrote in the sky that he was sorry for doing it. He didn’t sent a letter. Just had a place write it out in the sky then he snapped a picture and posted it on Twitter, well Lena does no approve! Honestly, how is she even involved in this you ask? SHE WASN’T! She decided to become involved with the whole thing because she is Lena Dunham and thinks that she is better than everyone in the world.

I do enjoy how she called him Louis Stevens though, I feel like she was trying to insult him by saying that but Even Stevens was the shit back in the day. She is probably just jealous that she would never be able to play Wren Stevens.

After reading this fight I realized two things. Lena Dunham is more annoying than I thought she was and Shia is addicted to drugs. Well maybe addicted to drugs. According to Urban Dictionary, Lean is a form of sizzurp. Slow down on the sizzurp Shia, just take a breath, you will be okay. Maybe.

Ke$ha Checks Into Rehab!

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When I first read that Ke$ha checked herself into rehab I figured it was because of her brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. I never thought it would be because of an eating disorder. I have always liked Ke$ha because she is who she is. She has always seemed like a bad bitch who had nothing but confidence. I guess that even bad bitches have their moments of weakness though.

You know, a lot of people have called her fat in the past, saying she is bigger and all of that bullshit. Know what I say to that? Ke$ha is 5’9″ there is no way that she could look healthy looking like a twig. She isn’t built like Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus who are naturally slimmer and shorter, Ke$ha is tall! She can’t help it! Tall people usually weigh more because there is more area to fill.

This is just a shot out to any women reading this article. No matter what your body type is never feel ashamed of it. If you aren’t happy with yourself there are plenty of things you can do to try and live a healthier lifestyle. There is no need to not eat or throw up your dinner. You are beautiful however you are built. That is what makes people beautiful, looking unique in certain ways.

Nick Lachey is still heating it up!

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I feel as though every few pages I need to appreciate the Greek God named Nick Lachey, this beautiful man! He is still over 98 degrees of hot even if the band wasn’t the greatest. Anyway, look at this man! This is him hanging out with his wife and son somewhere warm during the holidays. Maybe Mexico? Maybe it was California? Who cares?! Just let him be shirtless!

Now can we appreciate how he is like 39 years old and still looks like this. I understand that he can afford to work out all the time and let me tell you what. I genuinely appreciate this man. It is really too bad his solo career never took off because “What’s Left of Me” is such a classic is isn’t even funny. Plus that is where he met his now wife Vanessa, ugh such a love story!

Harry and Kendall Probably Ski Like Snow Bunnies!

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This romance is mirroring the whole Harry Styles and Taylor Swift epic mess of a romance, don’t you think? I mean they spend time in New York together, then spend time together at The X-Factor, now they are skiing again? I don’t know man, if you ask me I am thinking that this is how Harry Styles courts his ladies!

While the Kardashian brood were skiing in Utah, Kendall stayed behind and went skiing with good ol Harry Styles in California. Now I don’t know much about skiing other than that it is fucking cold. These two are oddly growing on me though even though I know within probably three weeks I will be writing about their break up. They both have long limbs and are brunette. Cute together I guess even though I still can’t get past the whole Kardashian thing.

May these two last for as long as they need to last though. Let us hope they wont become another Justin and Selena tangled mess.

CW cupid strikes again! Pheobe Tonkin & Paul Wesley make it official!

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Honestly I am going to say that a decent amount of people probably don’t even know who Paul Wesley and Phoebe Tonkin are, but I do so I will be writing about them. These two are both on the hit CW show The Vampire Diaries, the show that keeps the station going in my opinion. Oh wait, Tonkin is now on the show called The Originals, but they were both on the Vampire Diaries at some point. Anyway! They are dating and it is adorable. Well if Wesley didn’t cheat on his wife Torrey Devito then it is adorable.

These two were spotted down under spending the holidays together which means that they are probably pretty serious right? I mean you don’t just fly across the damn world to hang out with a flings family. Wesley must really like Tonkin and who wouldn’t? She seems like a fucking good time. Her instagram is full of fun pictures and she tweets hilarious things! I think that you should all go and check that out right now. Oh yeah and she is beautiful, that helps.

This station, I don’t know what it does but everyone dates, it is so crazy! I am going to list the couples off of the top of my head, and yes I am going to merge The WB and CW if I need to! Also going to put couples that have broken up because I want to!

-Kellan Lutz & AnneLynne McCord (90210)

-Sophia Bush & Chad Michael Murray (OTH)

-Sophia Bush & Austin Nichols (OTH)

-Sophia Bush & James Lafferty (OTH)

-Danneel Harris (OTH) & Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)

-Hilarie Burton (OTH) & Jeffery Dean Morgan (Supernatural)

-Ed Westwick & Jessica Zhor (Gossip Girl)

-Blake Lively & Penn Badgely (Gossip Girl)

-Leighton Meester & Sebastian Stan (Gossip Girl)

-Joshua Jackson & Katie Holmes (Dawson’s Creek)

-Ian Somerhaler & Nina Dobrev (Vampire Diaries)

-Candice Accola & Zac Reorig (Vampire Diaries)

And that is all that I can think of off of the top of my head, that is a freaking lot of people. So if you are an actor or actress and end up on a CW show, you will most likely date!

Well Hello There Nick Jonas

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So I have a real question for everyone, when the fuck did Nick Jonas get hot? I mean seriously, this guy is good looking now. He is the best looking out of the Chia Pet brothers that is for sure! I was just trolling through random websites and found out that he was on an episode of Hawaii 5-0, cool let me google that too! Then I found this pictures. Well damn Nick Jonas puberty was good to you.

Now I am a bit old for the Jonas Brothers, I was never a huge fan of them or anything. I thought they were all ugly. Kevin Jonas is somehow married even though him and his wife probably share the same skinny jeans. Joe Jonas is a hopeless wanna be that will never be. Then there is this little one, Nick Jonas. You beautiful little man! Yes, I approve of you!

So here you go readers, look at how much this guy grew up, proud of you Nick Jonas! Keep eating whatever you are eating because let me tell you, it is working for you.

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PS…Demi Lovato, date this guy. You two would be beautiful together.

Justin and Selena are back on!

ImageI was just wondering who called that these two would end up back together when Selena announced her break and Justin announced his break. I did! I swear, I know more about celebrity couples than celebrities know! I mean look at these two just scootering about Justin’s neighborhood, probably after smoking a doobie or two. Alright, Justin probably smoked some, Selena probably judged him.

Honestly what is Selena thinking right now though? This is not a good look for you girl! Justin has been going down a free fall and you aren’t. Keep it that way. Bieber got filmed by a damn Brazilian prostitute, learn from it girl! You don’t want to be with that. Justin is a want to be bad boy, which is worse than an actual bad boy. Bad boy’s do shit and just say whatever. Justin looks to do things that made him look tough.

Selena I was starting to like you, when you said you made Justin cry was one of my favorite things ever. Now you are back scootering with him. Not a good look girl. Happy 2014 Beliebers because your master is back with his ex who makes fun of him.

Selena get ready for those crazy Belieber death threats!