Hillary Clinton is Barbara Walters’ most fascinating person of 2013.

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You know, I really didn’t see this coming, I really didn’t. I completely forgot that they always keep the first person a secret so hell, I thought that I knew all of the people! Surprise, I was wrong! Barbara is all about having Hillary run for President and I think that would be pretty cool. I think that it is time for a woman President just to make sure that everything happened. She is saying that her hardest times were her personal times, losing her parents. She didn’t talk about the whole Bill Clinton getting head in the Oval Office which kind of sucked right? I mean that must have been absolutely terrible for her, she needs to really open up about that shit!

I don’t pay too much attention to politics, I think that our country is fucked no matter what. Anyway, I like the way that Hillary holds herself, she is very professional and I love that. Hillary is a strong woman and it is important to have strong women in the media.

Gaga & X-Tina absolutely kill “Do What U Want” last night

So I am a little late with this video because I don’t watch The Voice, I try but I feel like there are just way too many rounds to keep up with. Plus Usher isn’t on it this season so why would I watch? Anyway, I saw this video and I was like, oh no, X-Tina is trying to make yet another come back. Her Say Something song is good but boring, I was terrified. Then she came out and her and Gaga did absolutely incredible! I am so pleasantly surprised by this!

The thing I love the most is that it looks like a weird 70’s performance. The outfits are stupid looking and X-Tina is rocking a huge ass fro! I mean it was perfect, her and Gaga danced around holding hands, I do have a question though, does this mean that these two are going to come out a collaboration? They should.

Gaga and X-tina 2014, Make it happen ladies! Also this is much better than having R.Kelly in it, just saying.

Happy 50th Birthday Brad Pitt!

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I can officially say that I have another crush who is a senior citizen! My first will always be Liam Neeson, anyway congrats Brad Pitt! He has had some questionable looks lately so I chose a picture from when he was like 47  but still old enough. Honestly I hated Brad Pitt after the whole Jennifer and Angelina thing but I forgave him. I know forgiveness from me is hard to get so be happy about that Brad!

You are looking great Brad! Keep up the good looks you handsome fella’!

Miley & Kellan are totally bumpin uglies!

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Most people have no idea who Kellan Lutz with but he is one of the best kept secrets in the world. Seriously, Kellan Lutz is fucking gorgeous and I am proud of my girl Miley if this is true. So he showed up at the Jingle Ball concert in NYC and now he was just spotted coming off of Miley’s private jet from Miami. Now at first I thought that it was just random but I would like to think differently. My first point is, do you really think that Miley would let some random onto her plane? No, I don’t think so.

I read somewhere that a website said that today would be random, which isn’t true at all. Let’s see she just broke up with Liam, a tall hot blonde dude. Guess what Kellan is? A tall, hot and buff blonde guy. I mean come on, that is basically a match made in heaven. He is fucking gorgeous. She is gorgeous.

In my opinion I think Miley should settle down with him because why the fuck not? It would stop rumors about her and Juicy J and shit like that. Anyway, brava Miley, Kellan is easily one of the hottest guys in Hollywood that isn’t recognized enough.

Demi Lovato is leaving The X-Factor

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So today Demi put out a statement that after this season she will not be returning to The X-Factor and is anyone really all that shocked? Personally I love the concept of X-factor, putting people in different categories, all of that is brilliant. The show just never had much steam to begin with. So I highly doubt that there will even be a next season. It has brought some semi big stars to the spotlight though, by stars I mean the girl group Fifth Harmony who will be opening for Demi in her upcoming tour. Other than that they are just kind of “meh” singers.

I must say I did enjoy this season of the X-Factor because Kelly Rowland seems like a really good time. I feel like as the season went on though Demi wasn’t really into it anymore. Demi is only 21 and was trying to promote her brand along with coaching her team. I do wonder how much say the coaches actually have though. I feel like they just kind of show up for filming and then it is said and done.

You know what Demi good for you jumping off of this sinking ship of a show! You have a tour coming up, a new book, girl you have too much going on to sit behind a damn table! All you have to do is break up with creepy Wilmer Vaalderrama and you will be all set!

Barbara Walters 10 fascinating people review.

So every year Barbara Walkers puts together a list of people she finds interesting. Being 102 you would think she found everyone interesting because they can do things that she can’t. They can go on carnival rides, and walk around for hours. They don’t all get the senior discount at Denny’s though! She is one up on them in that respect. Anyway this is her list from 2013 and I will give my take on each of them. Exciting stuff, I know.

• ABC anchor Robin Roberts- You know I think that this is actually a really good pick. I don’t watch Good Morning America, I think it is too chaotic for me to even enjoy at 6 in the morning but I like Robin Roberts. She handled her fight with cancer with dignity and never said “poor me” she always put a smile on her face. Seeing how she stepped up really is incredible and I give her credit for putting on a brave face.

• Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence- Is there anything negative that could be said about this little golden retriever of an actress? Jennifer Lawrence is fucking golden and she deserves every award ever. Give her the Nobel Peace Prize too! If Obama can get it for no reason then Jennifer Lawrence should get it as well! She is either 23 or 24, and has been nominated for two Oscars, winning one of them. She can laugh at herself in interviews. I give this girl a lot of credit and can’t wait to see what she has in store for us for the future. She is like the next Meryl Streep or some shit.

• The stars of Duck Dynasty- I have never watched this show and I probably never will. People love these assholes for being rednecks and shit like that. I am all set with this show, it is just a more grown up version of Buckwild right? They also have money which Buckwild kids did not have. Yeah, I am all set with them. Take them off of the list, please and thank you.

• Singer Miley Cyrus- Yes, yes ,yes. People think that Miley Cyrus is just the next trainwreck but she is fucking brilliant, she knows exactly what she is doing. She knows that the more wild she acts that means she gets attention. If she was just normal she would hardly be in the papers at all. Apparently she talks about her broken engagement with Liam which I can’t wait to see. I hope she really digs into it, if she doesn’t that is okay though. She is just being Miley.

• Pope Francis- The new Pope is really cool, I like that man. He can stay.

• Prince George- I don’t understand how this little royal even counts. Is Barbara going to sit there with a newborn and just ask him questions while he shits and cries? That just doesn’t sound like riveting news in my opinion. If she has an interview with Will and Kate though that will be perfect, they are the perfect couple. Prince George should be voted off of the list though.

• Long-distance swimmer Diana Nyad- This bitch! I cannot stand Diana Nyad because she cheated, she cheated swimming from Florida to Cuba which Cubans do every day. I don’t think that she deserved this at all. In case you didn’t know she has tried this a million and a half times and finally got it but only because people were swimming ahead of her pushing jelly fish out of her way. I guess that if you wanted to swim that distance just fucking swim in a pool back and forth for hours. I understand she had to deal with salt water and shit and I commend her for that but still, don’t cheat. Plain and simple.

• Kimye (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)- No, this is stupid. I feel like every year Barbara needs to do something with the Kardashian’s, this is overboard though. Kimye is not a person, iti s a science experiment.

• NSA leaker Edward Snowden- I don’t know who he is because I only focus on celebrity culture but sure, he can stay.

Kylie Jenner is single and still not funny.

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Kylie Jenner has been in the public eye since age 9, so having a normal prom experience is probably a struggle. But in the new Seventeen Prom cover story (on newsstands Dec. 25), the 16-year-old opens up about her dreams for the perfect prom from the date to the dress. And though she has been spending lots of quality time Will and Jada Pinkett Smiths son, Jaden, since March, the cover girl says she’s currently single. 

 

“I don’t have a boyfriend, but I do really want that boyfriend prom experience,” she said in the magazine. “I would want to go with someone who’s not afraid, or doesn’t think that he’s too cool, to show up at my house with a rose corsage. It would be nice for the guy to come over and be respectful and nice while my mom takes prom pics. But if I couldn’t find a boyfriend, I would want to go with one of my best guy friends, like Jaden [Smith]. I know I’d have fun with him – he makes me laugh and he is a great dancer.”

Kylie Jenner please listen to me right now, get some humor in you right the fuck now. It is clear that Kendall is going to be the Kim out of the two of you. You are the Khloe, become funny. People love Khloe because she is funny! You need to get on that train right now. I am not going to call a 17 year old ugly because that is mean, I just know that she should be funny. She is clearly feeling insecure running around talking about how she is single. I feel like she is more sitting there with eyes all bugged saying “I AM SINGLE I NEED TO DATE SOMEONE FAMOUS! HURRY IT UP!” Girl calm yourself, you are just young. You don’t need to get married even if it is what Kris Jenner is whispering in your ear while you sleep.
It is sad though, the fact she feels the need to talk about her love life? At 16 or 17 I was more interested in if I was actually going to get a car. Yes, I am aware that she is famous but at 17 people don’t need to date. Also homegirl needs to chill out saying she isn’t afraid to make the first move. We get it, you are a “bad bitch” and go after what you want. While you are doing that Kendall is shacking up with Harry Styles.
Kylie Jenner, learn to be funny now or forever regret that you never learned how to be funny.
You can also do better than Jaden Smith, just sayin’.

Ryan Seacrest is begging people to watch American Idol again!

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“I will say this to those who have watched the show throughout the years and maybe didn’t watch last year: I ask them to come back and give it another shot this year,” Seacrest told The Hollywood Reporter Friday on the red carpet at the Z100 Jingle Ball 2013 concert at Madison Square Garden. “The judges are so fun, and they are having such a good time, and they get along with each other so well that I think you will see your old American Idol back on the air.”

Please everyone watch American Idol so Ryan Seacrest can keep his job! He is going to be homeless if we don’t watch American Idol! Dude, give it up, please just hang up the microphone. Well, I like his radio show, can’t lie about that but the whole American Idol thing, give it up. That show has become just another punch line even though it is one of the most successful music shows ever. I think it actually is the most successful since it brought out mega stars like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson, and Phillip Phillips just to name a few of the successful people from the show. No one cares about it anymore though, people would rather watch The Voice than watch American Idol, it is a sad truth.

After the fiasco last year with Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey, and the dog Randy Jackson, it was a hot ass mess. It was just awkward to watch and that was why no one did. They really think that bringing back J.Lo is going to save this program? J.Lo is the biggest wannabe there is! I feel like she always uses how she is different because she is a Latina artist, bitch you aren’t any different. You are Jenny from the block and that is the biggest hit you will ever have, please stop trying.

So no Ryan Seacrest I will not give your American Idol another shot! I can’t do it! The tackiness of this show has hurt me for far too long! Not even the beautiful Keith Urban can make me watch it again! I am sorry to let you down. I will watch you on the Rockin New Years Eve special though!

Nick Lachey is still perfect.

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Nick Lachey gave back this holiday season by performing for kids at Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA.

Accompanied by his guitarist Jay, Lachey, who recently turned 40, sang holiday favorites and songs from his album A Father’s Lullaby in a playroom at the Los Angeles hospital on Friday.

For some children who were too ill to leave their rooms, Lachey put on scrubs and took the show to them and their parents, singing for the kids at their bedsides.

“The kids had the biggest smiles on their faces, and Nick was so touched by the strength of the children – there was not a dry eye in the room,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

A parent himself, Lachey and wife Vanessa have a 1-year-old son, Camden John, and have talked about expanding their family.

So here is a fun fact about me, I love Nick Lachey, I think he is absolutely gorgeous and talented. Well maybe not super talented but he is gorgeous for sure. I also feel like he is actually really down to earth and in that terrible show Newlyweds you could see that, right? He wasn’t about that glitz and glamor life, he just wanted to have sit down meal of tuna with his wife and she didn’t even know what she was eating. Anyway, he is always trying to stay relevant too so kudos to him on that because he somehow is still kind of relevant! Who would have thought!?

Anyway reading this story didn’t surprise me at all since anyone who knows anything about Mr.Lachey will know how much he loves helping out charities and such. Also reading about how he dressed in scrubs to meet up with sick kids who couldn’t make it to the show? Perfect, classic Nick.

Celebrities are stepping it up lately, probably because of the holidays but maybe their hearts are starting to thaw out a bit. Anyway, Nick Lachey you are beautiful and can sing, that is my opinion at least.

Sara Bareilles sings with a Brave 4 year old!

Every once in a while celebrities do something nice during concerts. Sara Barielles is one of my favorite singers of the moment so I am probably very bias but this is incredible. The world knows that she was ripped off my Katy Perry who stole her song Brave and turned into Roar, she hardly even changed any keys. Sara don’t care though! Instead she brings a little boy on stage and sings with him since he is so Brave. She even gives him her hat without any hesitation.

Joshua I hope that you have a fast recovery and can come out singing because you have a great little personality. Enjoy the video!