Grab your Kleenex, hug your favorite stuffed animal because you are going to cry a river. Classy move Fast and Furious, classy move.
Amanda Bynes seems to finally be moving forward.
The troubled star “has completed her inpatient rehabilitation and she’s feeling better every day,” her mother’s lawyer, Tamar Arminak tells People.com.
Bynes, 27, is said to be recovering at her parents’ Los Angeles home after being hospitalized when she started a fire in a driveway in July, following months of erratic behavior.
“She’s now looking at various colleges with the intention of majoring in fashion design,” the attorney’s statement says. “She’s mentioned before she’s interested in creating a clothing line.”
Bynes’ mom, Lynn Bynes, was granted legal control over her daughter in October.
Although I did love Amanda Bynes calling out Drake every other day and telling Mac Miller to hop on her dick, I am truly happy that she is getting healthier. I think that if she could use that shit in a comedian routine she could be fucking hilarious, she should look into that. Anyway, she is looking at colleges and everything which is really great too. I just hope that it doesn’t turn into when Emma Watson went to college then left because of all the Harry Potter jokes. No one should push this bitch! We saw what happened last time!
At least her and her parent’s are cool, that means they are one step closer to letting her have a good career. Let’s be real, Amanda Bynes was fucking hilarious at age 7, she knows what’s up. She deserves another shot, yeah she burned some bridges, said some fucked up shit but she went to rehab and cleaned up her act. She also got put on some meds to keep her balanced.
I will miss you saying “Murder my vagina” and calling people ugly, Amanda but I hope that you are given time to adjust to the real world. Maybe asshole paparazzi can give you a day before they start chasing you around.
“My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it.” Paul Walker
Being a new celebrity blogger I feel as though there are so many things that I could write about in order to get attention about the tragic death of Paul Walker. I could jump at everything being said and just post about it and go on and on, guess things that were happening. As I sit and read entertainment blogs all over the internet I am absolutely sickened by the things that they are saying. Instead of focusing on the fact that two men lost their lives they are more interested in knowing exactly how fast they were going. Guess what, it doesn’t matter. Here is what I am going to write about. I am going to write about how incredible Paul Walker seemed to be with all of his giving. For years I have followed his career closely, truthfully he was one of my favorite actors of all time. I loved him in Varsity Blues and then Fast and Furious, I even saw Eight Below so I could see him in action.
I am sick of reading about all of these different reports about his daughter. Everyone listen up! His daughter is only 15 years old! She just moved in with him and she was finally spending time with her father. No shit she is devastated, give her time to grieve.Of course people won’t do that though, now they will be posting pictures of her face everywhere when before peopel didn’t even know he had a child. His longtime girlfriend, give her time too, she isn’t going to go on camera and talk about it just yet, privacy is key in these moments.
I will say I love how the Fast and Furious cast had been there every step of the way so it seems. They all had such a close bond from what Tyrese and Vin Diesel have reported and I hope that they find comfort in the words of fans, in family, and in their friends.
Imagine losing a loved one and everyone focusing on the negative aspects of it. Imagine that person leaving a charity event to raise money only to be killed in a car accident. Now tomorrow the coroners report is going to come out and be released. People will know if Paul and his friend Roger were killed on impact or burned to death. Things like that the pubic never needs to know but of course it will be leaked. If you are looking for that information, do not look at this blog.
This blog isn’t here to write about that, this blog is here for humor but I wanted to make a more serious post just to let everyone know that.
Rest in beautiful peace Paul Walker and Roger Rodas and may your friends and family find peace as well.
Also here is a link to ReachOut World Wide, one of the many charities that Paul was apart of. If you want to do some good feel free to donate : https://www.roww.org/
So for all of you who don’t know Chet Haze also known as Chester Hanks, Tom Hanks’ son, is a hardcore rapper. He raps about smoking weed and getting bitches allllll damn day. Well finally some comedian called him out and Chet wasn’t pleased! He wasn’t happy with the hater for calling him otu for having a famous dad. I mean Chet is like Eminem right? They bother grew up with hard lives. Eminem lived in a run down house with an abusive mom. Chet grew up with Tom Hanks as a father but I bet that sometimes the maids would break his shit by accident! Chet Haze you are an angry rich kid.
Honestly though, Chet Haze is the real life version of B-Rad from Malibu’s Most Wanted. Growing up in a life of luxury only to be taken down by the man! Only to be told you can’t rap because you haven’t had a tough life. Chet Haze has had the hardest life of all. He is just trying to be a hardcore player! Haters gon hate because his dad is America’s Sweetheart.
Dear Chet I have a rap for you.
Yo, VIP let’s kick it!
Oh wait that was already done…well shit I would say hang up the mic, clean yourself up and stop being such a little pussy. Try acting since you trying to act like a different race right now anyway.
If you want to read the whole story the link is here, there was just too much to go off of.
When I first saw this picture I thought, who is this skinny bitch? Know who it is? LISA LAMPANELLI!!! Like what in the fuck happened? How did this happen? Well obviously there was some kind of surgery but God damn. Hopefully this isn’t like when Jonah Hill got skinny then he lost all of his funniness. I can only pray that doesn’t happen. Seriously thought, holy shit right? I mean I am used to her talking about three black dicks in all of her holes but I can’t picture that now. Black men like big white women not skinny white women.
There you go Lisa, you look great, keep taking dicks, losing pounds, you are still fucking awesome.
Top Searched Person of 2013
2. Kim Kardashian
4. Taylor Swift
6. Justin Bieber
7. Nicki Minaj
8. Amanda Bynes
9. Miley Cyrus
10. Barack Obama
Top Searched Songs of 2013
1. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Thrift Shop”
2. Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”
3. Rihanna – “Stay”
4. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
5. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
6. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
7. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
8. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
9. P!nk – “Just Give Me A Reason”
10. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
This is by far one of the most terrifying things that I have ever seen in my life. This is worse than the photoshopped one last year that they had. I just really do not understand this. Where is Rob? Where is Scott? Where is Kanye? Where is North? I have a lot of questions about this one. If you are looking for Bruce he is the woman frozen in the cashier booth. I just honestly wonder how the fuck they came up with this idea. Look at poor Kylie, she is emotionless because she knows how horrible this is going to look.
No but seriously, where is Rob? Did they realize that the public would realize how photoshopped he was in this so they decided not to add him? I swear this family forgets about the men in their family and that shit just ain’t right!
No but for real I would understand this more if they said it was a circus more like a casino, This card makes me want to vomit. I bet Kim will come out and saw that her body wasn’t photoshopped in here either.
On dating Demi: “One relationship that meant a lot to fans was the one I had with Demi Lovato, who I’ve known for years. We had been friends forever, we were both Disney kids, and because we played a couple in the Camp Rock Disney Channel specials—and fans liked seeing us together—we eventually dated for a month. I really got to know her and got to see the ins and outs of what she was struggling with, like drug abuse. I felt like I needed to take care of her, but at the same time I was living a lie, because I wasn’t happy but felt like I had to stay in it for her, because she needed help. I couldn’t express any of that, of course, because I had a brand to protect.”
Tom Daley, 19, is best known for being a diver on the England Olympics team back a few summers ago. Personally I had no idea who he was but that didn’t matter! You want to know what? He is out now! Well he is half out. He says he still likes girls but he is with a guy! I don’t know I feel like it is just a matter of time before his other half comes out of the closet. I mean this little man is clearly gay, look how manicured he is! He is such a little cutie!
More power to him though, people are apparently freaking out but it’s not like you are having sex with the same sex so it isn’t your business. Congrats Tom and may you and your new boo thang have a good time together!
Well, well,well look who is finally coming out of hiding after his weird broken jaw. Remember the one where he apparently slipped on a little water then broke it, yeah well look at him now. His jaw is just looking a little bit swollen! That is right ladies and gays, Efron still has the jawline of a Greek God! We can all commence in celebration now!
I am still wondering if he is going to do press an stuff with a broken jaw, he totally should in my opinion. It would be kind of hilarious.