Paris Hilton & Chris Zylka Are Engaged!

Paris Hilton has officially found love with actor Chris Zylka! Over the weekend Chris got down on one knee and asked Paris to marry him in Aspen.

Listen say what you will about Paris but she was the first person to be able to brand herself as being famous for nothing. We can also thank her for ‘The Simple Life’ one of my all time favorite reality shows, so I still have love for her.

The couple have been together for just about a year and haven’t been shy about hiding their love for one another. Chris got Paris’ named tattooed on his forearm and Paris has boasted about their love before.

One thing is for sure, her wedding is going to be dope.

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Demi Lovato Slays In The “Sorry Not Sorry” Video – Watch Here!

This song is definitely starting to grow on me, at first it didn’t do much for me. It wasn’t that I disliked it, I just didn’t care for it.

Now though? Now I could listen to it on repeat, and I probably will. Although Demi scream sings a few times, I am still about it!

One thing I am not about? What is Demi doing hanging out with Wiz and Paris? Don’t get me wrong, I love them both but she is sober! The last thing a good girl needs is to hang out with Paris, just ask Lindsay.

Music video is on point, Demi looks fucking gorgeous as ever. I give this a solid 8 as a music video.

It also makes sense why she was doing house parties around the country, good way to play that up girl

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Lindsay Lohan Invites Beyonce, Britney Spears, & Paris Hilton To Birthday Bash!

Suddenly I feel as though it is 2005 again!

Today, Lindsay took to Twitter to invite her old besties Britney and Paris to her birthday party. Of course she invited Beyonce too, it’s not like Bey is busy with her new twins or anything like that.

The tweet was vague but it is really all I need to make something about it.

I love Lindsay Lohan, I love Britney, and I love Paris, and if these three could somehow reconnect on a healthy level I would be all about it.

Britney and Paris, accept the invitation, please.

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Paris Hilton Is Dating ‘The Leftovers’ Star Chris Zylka

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Paris Hilton is out there still doing the damn thing. I know that Kim Kardashian stole her, well everything but Paris doesn’t quit. She is now a famous DJ in case you weren’t aware and she still dates hotties.

Remember back when Paris dated a guy names Paris? That was a wild time to be alive.

It looks like for now Paris has found love in actor Chris Zylka. If he looks familiar he plays Tom in the HBO series ‘The Leftovers’ and was also Jake in The CW series ‘The Secret Circle’. Oh and he also dated Lucy Hale for a little while.

It looks like these two are officially official though since Paris posted a photo of her and Chris making out on her Snapchat recently.

I give this relationship a month before they break up.

Just a little for the record thing, I still prefer Paris to Kim.

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Paris Hilton Throws A Rave For Kids And It Was Awesome!

Paris packed Club Amnesia in Ibiza — where she’s doing her Summer residency — with dozens of children who got to party their tiny little faces off. She teamed up with APNEEF (a local center for kids with disabilities) to throw the bash. We’re told they raised $100k for the group.

If the foam cannon, strobe lights, and glow sticks weren’t enough … the mini-ravers also got soft drinks and games.

Don’t worry, the kid session ended at 7 PM — y’know … before things get REALLY weird in Ibiza.
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You know this is actually really awesome. Paris Hilton is secretly one of my favorite celebrities and not just because of her smash hit ‘Stars Are Blind’. She has really always been the same person. Kim Kardashian went from being someone became famous from a sex tape that she allegedly leaked herself, to trying to convince people that she is a serious business woman. Not Paris, she is like 35 and still DJing living that party life! She has stayed true to her image, I can respect that.

This is actually really cool though. I mean I don’t know if Paris Hilton is actually a good DJ or whatever but opening a club to kids who probably just want to dance away their troubles, that is kind of badass. I applaud whoever put this together. Maybe Paris put it together? Who knows!

I am sure that this was a nice little escape for these children, the foam, the lights, the glowsticks, the soda, all of it was probably really cool.

Good for you Paris for participating in this and meeting every single kid there.

Paris Hilton’s Dog Tinkerbell Passes Away At 14

When Paris Hilton first made a name for herself in the early 2000’s there was another star right next to her doing the same, and I am not talking about Nicole Richie. Her dog Tinkerbell was really the star whenever Paris was on talk shows, red carpets, or even on the actual show The Simple Life. Let’s be real Tinkerbell was the absolute shit.

Paris announced today that her 14 year old best puppy friend passed away by saying “I love you Tinky, you are a Legend & will never be forgotten.” That is very true. Tinkerbell you are the original purse dog and everyone will love you for it.

Rest in doggy heaven Tinkerbell, everyone knows you will always be a legend.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her very own burn book!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be writing a tell-all book and I personally think this is the smartest thing that she could do at this point in her career. Last year she tried to make an acting come back with the Canons bullshit and the Liz Taylor movie but they fell short. I honestly can’t even recall if The Canons movie came out, if it then it probably didn’t do well, if it didn’t then it probably will not do well. Anyway she has been writign this thign since rehab apparently I can’t wait. She is going to be getting her own show on OWN and she is going to write a book. She knows what’s up in her career. It isn’t about acting anymore it is about staying relevant or at least trying too.

Here are a list of things I hope she talks about:

1. Wilmer Valderrama and how he is fucking creepy since they dated when she was 18 and he was like 26, now he is 30 something dating a 21 year old. Creepy dude. Maybe he took her V-card? That would be interesting too!

2. Paris Hilton fight. You know that these two have had some of the harshest text messaging fights of all time! It would be great if we could hear what insults they used. “You are a coke whore!” “Yeah, well you are a slut!” I don’t need to say who said what because either way it works.

3.Not her family problems. They had played out in the media a little bit too much and I am sick of seeing that stuff. Her dad is crazy, her mom is a nut, her sister looks 35 at age 18. We get it, you are all a hot mess.

4. Firecrotch, I would like to know how she felt after all of that.

To be honest I don’t think she will really tell the truth, just her side of things. Either way it will be an interesting read if she sticks to the topics listed above!

Kendall Jenner is following in Kim K’s footsteps

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It was really only a matter of time before the two youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian clan started to show off their bodies right? By bodies I of course mean boobs and such. Kendall has been 18 for all of 2 seconds so of course she is going to post a picture of her nipples on Instagram. More power to you Kendall, you are just trying to remind people that there is a new generation of hoe and they better respect that! Honestly though Miley Cyrus would be getting so much shit for posting a picture like this. Right now people are like well Kendall is 18 and just showing that she is an adult, well okay people.

I am just waiting for the next Kardashian sex tape comes out because you know that it is on its way. Maybe it will be a Khloe and Lamar sex tape, that would be weird to watch, just two giants bumping uglies. I need to know right now who Kendall’s new frenemy is going to be because we need a Kim and Paris 2.0 right this instant.