Forbes Announces The Top Grossing Singers Of The Past Year

Every year Forbes puts out a lost of the most influential people in the business along with how much they make. So if you don’t feel like you’re poor right now, get ready because once you see these numbers it’s insane.

I think that the absolute craziest thing is that Puff Daddy is still making the most money. That’s right, Sean P.Diddy Combs is still out there doing the damn thing. I mean it did have his Bad Boy Reunion tour, he still owns a clothing company, and he has his own label which he makes money off of.

Considering Diddy started off as doing street marketing for Biggie, I would say that he deserves credit for making such an empire.

The rest of the people on the list really aren’t all that big of a surprise. Although I am kind of surprised that Selena didn’t make the cut.

Check it out!

I would just like to add I love that Celine is still crushing it, you go girl.

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Madonna & Miley Performing Tonight On MTV!

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So this is the current picture floating around the internet which I assume is a picture from the Miley Unplugged thing happening tonight on MTV or is from their rehearsal. I also think that Madonna is aware there is a new bad bitch in town and she better get on her good side! She is it when Britney started to get older and now here she is with Miley!

Madonna knows how to stay relevant, I have no idea how she does it but she does! Even at the Grammy’s after Queen Latifah married all those people here comes Madonna wearing all white and rocking a fucking came. No fucks given in Madonna’s book! She don’t care! Madonna reminds me of Mr.Burns on The Simpsons, just full of fox blood and incapable of dying.

This picture is pretty much golden though, right? They are both dressed in cowboy outfits and sticking their tongues out, nothing can get better than that right? Either Miley is trying to be like Madonna or Madonna is trying to be like Miley, we will never know! It is pretty clear that Madonna is trying to get a lot of attention right now for a reason right? Do we know the reason? Does she have a new album out right now? No, these are all legit questions.

Anyway, I hope that they make out like Madonna and Britney did, actually no I don’t. I am afraid that with one kiss Madonna will suck out Miley’s youth then only gain more power!

The Wanted Have Decided To “Take a Break”

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It is time for all music lovers to rejoice since The Wanted have finally decided to stop making music! Yes! I mean if your E! reality show gets cancelled you probably don’t have much going for you anyway. Let’s be honest though this band was one of the worst boy bands of all time and I mean that. The fucking worst.

To start off these guys tried to have a fist fight with One Direction, fuck you guys, at least their music is good. Oh the bald one also fucked Lindsay Lohan, atrocious, and the weird elf looking one dated Ariana Grande. Then the kind of attractive one with black spikey hair was engaged, and the other two are not attractive. What did they think they were going to do? You could only do so many versions of the same song. ‘Glad you Came’ wasn’t the worst song in the world, the rest of their songs were though. ‘Walks like Rihanna’ what the fuck was that?That was the best song you could think of? There are five of you! At least one needs to have a brain.

The nail in this coffin was when they tried to make fun of the two boy band legends, the two bands that made boy bands cool in the 90’s. Backstreet Boys and Nsync, don’t you even try to think you are better than them. Fuck you guys!

So let me make myself clear, I am not glad you came but I am beyond happy that you are finally leaving. They will probably try and make a come back but by that time no one will care about them.

Shakira and Rihanna: ‘Can’t Remember to Forget You’ is Incredible!

ImageWhen I first heard that these two ladies were coming out with a song I was beyond excited, I was so excited for them! I love Shakira, she is the main reason I watched The Voice that one season and Rihanna is a fucking goddess. So yeah, this song is going to be one of the biggest songs of the year. It is so different and amazing. Even the title is amazing, obviously the song doesn’t have much substance but who the fuck cares with these two gorgeous ladies, they sound so good together!

When this music video comes out, be prepared to have the internet blow up from it being so incredible.

Oh Na Na Drake & Rihanna spotted again.

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Drake and Rihanna have reunited…once again.

The party pals (and rumored on-again, off-again couple) stepped out together last night after the 27-year-old rapper’s L.A. concert at the Staples Center.

Drake and RiRi were snapped arriving at West Hollywood hot spot Bootsy Bellows for his concert after party. Inside, the duo hung out together in a corner, but there were no signs of PDA between them. Drake deejayed for an hour a played some of his new unreleased music for clubgoers.(www.eonline.com/news/485367/rihanna-and-drake-party-together-after-his-l-a-concert-and-other-star-sightings)

Apparently Drake and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together lately and I fucking love it. I think that they should be together forever, have beautiful little children, and make hit after hit with each other. I mean both What’s My Name and Take Care were both just straight fire. Now they are just partying away with each other and I can only pray that it is more than just friends. As I have said before I have rooted for this couple since day one! DAY ONE PEOPLE! Yeah, I get too emotionally invested in celebrities but guess what, fuck you!

I understand that this says that there was no PDA between the potential couple but let’s be real. They went home and figured out what the square root of 69 was. I mean they left together around 4:30 and you know that nothing good happens after 3:00 so they probably went home and made some wild choices, like read a book or something.

Anyway I really hope that in this case the geek gets the girl and Drake and Rihanna blow trees in paradise together.

GQ Men of the Year 2013

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GQ is one of those magazines that I honestly do not pay much attention to. I feel like they want straight men to read it and use their helpful fashion tips but I don’t think that actually happens. Maybe it does, fuck if I know! Anyway they recently made a top 5 of the men of the year and here you have it.

Matthew McConaughey, Will Ferrell, Justin Timberlake, Kendrick Lamar, and James Gandolfini

First off I will say that I am 300% behind making James Gandolfini one of the men of the year. He pretty much changed television as Tony Soprano and from what everyone says he was an awesome guy. Great actor+awesome guy+ died too soon= GQ man of the year.
Justin Timberlake is also an obvious shoe in for this man of the year award. In the magazine he kind of sounds like a dick saying that he will never give up on acting and gets mad when people say his movies bomb…because they do…Other than that though he deserves it. Growing up I was always a BSB fan but lets be real Justin Timberlake is quickly taking Michael Jackson’s spot at king of pop since he is constantly reinventing himself and the music he sings.
Kendrick Lamar is an alright choice, I don’t really know too much about him but I have heard his music and it is good. He also called out every rapper ever so he has some balls even though he stands at like 5’2.
Will Ferrell- This one I don’t understand, then again I have never understood the whole love of Will Ferrell, he is alright in my opinion but plays the same character in every movie. He is coming out with Anchorman 2 and everyone is getting their panties in a bunch so it makes yet again, I get why they put him on the cover. Having him as himself and as Ron Burgendy is also a genius idea.
Matthew McConaughey, I fucking hate this choice. I cannot stand Matthew McConaughey and I haven’t for years now. I get it you have a weird stoner like southern drawl but why in the fuck is he on this cover? If it is because he didn’t make a sequel to Fool’s Gold then sign me up. Maybe it was because he lost all that weight for some movie that is coming out soon. Whatever it is, he shouldn’t be on this cover. Just sayin’.